Cultivar record / granola-funk
Granola Funk
An evidence-led UK profile of Granola Funk, including archived sample observations, identity notes and verified photography where available.
- Type
- indica
- THC
- 21%
- CBD
- 1%
Matched cultivar descriptors
At a glance
Shown only where the archive record and supplementary cultivar profile pass the conservative match gate.
Reported feelings
- Giggly
- Tingly
- Euphoric
Flavour notes
- Skunk
- Nutty
- Lavender
Terpenes
- Caryophyllene
- Limonene
- Myrcene
Genetics
- GSC
- Wookie
Reported negatives
- Anxious
- Dizzy
- Paranoid
Reported sensory and character descriptors vary by phenotype, batch and individual experience. They are not medical guidance.

Overview
Granola Funk is documented here as a distinct cannabis cultivar, with identity and naming kept separate from unsupported medical claims.
Genetics and lineage
The recorded lineage includes GSC, Wookie. Source disagreement should be treated as part of the cultivar's naming history rather than flattened into a false certainty.
Flavour
The flavour vocabulary attached to this cultivar includes Skunk, Nutty, Lavender.
Reported character
Commonly reported subjective effects include Giggly, Tingly, Euphoric. Individual experience varies, and this is not medical guidance.
Historical sample observations
A historical UK review sample provides the following sample-specific context. \n Granola Funk is a strain by Bodhi Seeds, and it combines Girl Scout Cookes (Forum Cut) with Wookie #15. \n \n\n \n This hybrid strain was developed in the US, but has been grown and extracted in the UK by Nugbusters. the reviewer took a look at it as part of the archive's 2021 strain review series. \n \n\n \n Appearance \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n Granola Funk sample has a striking appearance, with well-developed buds capturing some of the complexity of Girl Scout Cookies, plenty of trichome coverage and a good density to the buds themselves. \n \n\n \n Girl Scout Cookies is a breathtakingly beautiful cannabis strain, with rich shades and complex arrangements of the bracts giving it a standout appearance. Granola Funk has the same gusto about it, but the shades are slightly lighter than in GSC. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n Aroma \n \n\n \n Like its name suggests, Granola Funk can give off nutty notes, but it also has a rich cookies aroma and even some gas when it's broken up. It was given its name because of the granola taste, which although the reviewer was personally unfamiliar with, the reviewer can imagine based on the aroma of this. \n \n\n \n It reminds the reviewer of breakfast bars/cereal bars and their hearty, grainy nutty taste. But Granola Funk also seems to exhibit a skunky, pungent aroma and even pine notes when it's been ground up. \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n Taste and smoking experience \n \n\n \n Granola Funk's aroma carries through into its taste which is certainly distinguishable. Hints of gas are present amongst the earthy, nutty, buttery cookies taste of this strain. \n \n\n \n It smokes well, owing to the quality of the sample, and the extract run by Nugbusters hits wonderfully through the reviewer's dab rig as well, with gas and pungency melding with creamy and nutty notes. \n \n\n \n The terps are present and noticeable during smoking, with sinus-relaxing effects, and this strain seems to reduce migraine symptoms when the reviewer smoke it! \n \n\n \n \n \n\n \n Effects \n \n\n \n This strain is a 50/50 hybrid, so expect effects on both ends of the spectrum. Clocking in at 27% THC on average, Granola Funk is a strong strain- so you will feel some effects quickly after smoking this one! \n \n\n \n the reviewer got a familiar uplift and relaxation kicking in after mere minutes, both around the same time. Interestingly Granola Funk also gave the reviewer an introspective high, rather than the mind-easing high the reviewer tend to get from a purely body-led or even another hybrid cultivar. \n \n\n \n Overall the reviewer enjoyed smoking Granola Funk, and look forward to seeing where these genetics go in the future. Its potency and uniqueness both make this a strain to watch out for in 2021 and beyond. \n \n\n \n You can \n \n\n \n \n \n \n\n \n
Uncertainty and variation
Where records are incomplete or disputed, the page preserves that uncertainty instead of inventing precision.
Questions
What is Granola Funk?
Granola Funk is a cannabis cultivar represented in the independent UK strain archive.
Is every Granola Funk sample identical?
No. Phenotype, cultivation, storage and batch differences can materially change appearance, aroma and reported character.
Archive photography
Specimen gallery


